
Ok, Ok, I’m still in one piece, you can call off the hounds; (although there’s still one person missing from the photo above…) but more of that in a minute.
Oscars 2009…..What the HELL I say??!
It was indeed a night full of Surprise and Upsets, but no surprise at all was
the nights big winner of Slumdog Millionaire taking home 8 coveted awards for the rags to riches story that has taken the world by storm. It was a night solidified by the power of hope, and that even in a sorted world such as Hollywood dreams really do come true.
Lead actor Dev Patel was interviewed shortly after the nights big event and said of the films great success “It’s changed my life, I mean it’s made my life. Before this I don’t know where I would have ended up, and now I’m at the Academy Awards; it’s amazing!”. Yes Dev it truely is.
There was more than just a little trepidation going into this years Oscars, most of which involved this years host, Hugh Jackman, and whether or not he could pull off such a sizeable feat. But I’d have to say that he did better than I expected. An opening musical number which saluted many of the nominees was quirky to say the best, but proved that this man does indeed have talent, and is a hell of a showman when it’s all said and done. Props should be given to Anne Hathaway as well who “reluctantly” joined Hugh on stage for a bit of Frost/Nixon fun, and showed that this gal has her own merits when it comes to stealing center stage. (The jury is still out on that Benjamin Button thing though…), but a killer plug for “Wolverine” definitely left it’s mark. Atta boy Hugh.
The set itself was a resplendent Art Deco design complete with intricate lighting that continued it’s way into the audience seating as well, (nice touch there) and created a new informal, semi circle approach that brought the actors closer to the stage. However I felt this took away a bit of the reverance that is needed to solidify the importance of the show. But hey, it’s all about change isn’t it?
One of the nights biggest reveals was the absolute cavalcade of Stars as each of the acting catagories had no less than five previous winners show up to acknowledge each of the nominees in their chosen roles. What a wonderful new addition, and a brilliant way to give each single person the dedication that they’re due. (By the way…Alan Arkin, the man’s name is Philip Seymour Hoffman, not “Seymour Philip” you daft git, just for future record…) And to think this is what all the secrecy was about! All this Star Power ushered in thru the back door. No Academy, No. Everybody should be given the grand entrance, (just like an Oscar Rambling host who walks thru the door of a pub.)
And who were the big winners you say?
Little Spanish loo loo, sorry, Penelope Cruz
claimed her award for best supporting actress in “Vicky Cristina Barcelona“, and almost fainted on the spot. Thankfully she regained composure long enough to salute both Pedro Almodovar for making her the actress that she is today, and Harvey Weinstein because, well, you just never want to press your luck when it comes to Harvey. (That and he was probably giving her the evil eye from the wings…) Smiling and gracious she then miraculously exclaimed, albeit in broken english, that “art is a universal language, and we should do everything we can to protect it”, followed by what sounded like ordering a round of burritos in Spanish to sum it all up. Oh Penelope…
As many expected Heath Ledger was crowned as best supporting actor for
his unforgettable role as the Joker in “The Dark Knight“. The award was accepted by his mother, sister, and father; the latter of which stated “this award tonight validates Heath’s quiet determination to be truely accepted by you all here, his peers, in an industry that he so loved”. And with myself included, there wasn’t a dry eye in the house.
And finally after being so close for so long, Kate Winslet can now call herself
an “Oscar Winning Actress”! Greeted with a huge standing ovation she claimed her golden statue at last for her work in “the Reader“. She said how she had often rehearsed this scene with a shampoo bottle as a young girl, but “it’s not a shampoo bottle now! I’m very fortunate to have made it from there to here.” With the love and admiration of her parents, who she singled out in the crowd, she dedicted the award to both Anthony Mingella and Sydney Pollack who previously passed away, as well as giving special recognition to Meryl Streep who she couldn’t believe was in the same catagory. “Thank you so much!” she said as she ended her speech, and darling Kate was finally given the recognition she was due.
But then the massive upset. (You just knew I would have to go here). After what had been the tightest race in the entire Oscar season, in a moment which I called a “grave dissapointment”, a moment which up till then had made me a raving lunatic fraught with anticipation, Sean Penn scoops the Best Actor award away from Mickey Rourke! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! How could this happen? After all my personal campaigning, why Mickey Why??!
It would appear that the Academy has a little more affection for Sean Penn,
(even if Mickey did win the night before at the Independant Spirit Awards,) and gave him the coveted honor for his work in “Milk“. I’m still in shock. It appears that Sean himself was too. “You commie homo lovin sons of guns! I did not expect this.” And then with a bit of toungue in cheek he replied “I know how hard it is to appreciate me at times”, you got that right bucko. But with a very eloquent acceptance he made a point of reminding everyone of the importance of “equal rights for everyone” which garnered the nights biggest applause, and then ended his speech with a very special dedication.
As I sat there, still uncertain of what just happened to my “Oscar” celebration, (and wondering how much rum it would take me to survive)
he announced “I’m very proud to live in a country, who for all it’s toughness creates courageous artists who despite a sensitivity that sometimes has brought enormous challenges, Mickey Rourke rises again, and he is my Brother.” Well you coulda knocked me flat! Mr. Penn, I have a whole new level of respect for you.
Mickey! Still getting his recognition for a comeback that will not soon be forgotten. You the man Mick, you the man! I always said so.
But…. if you at the Academy think this over, you better think twice. I will not be denied my “Angry Sign” campaign. Not a chance in hell. In the spirit of “Mickey” one insane man will march out his decree around the now vacant Kodak Theatre where no one will seem to care less. One man in loud clothing and an Angry Angry Sign.
For another year we bring to a close the shining glory of the Academy Awards, and on behalf of myself, (and my fellow host who creates his own bizzare sound affects), we thank you. But for you Kodak Theatre, this is only the beginning…
Over and Out,
-SEB.
